Sorry to pop into your inbox with an advertisement, but I didn’t want you to miss out on this opportunity. In celebration of the nineteenth anniversary of my first heart transplant, I’m offering the special rate of $19 for an annual subscription. That’s a discount of 62%.
What do you get with an upgrade to your subscription?
Access to the special subscriber chat here on Substack
Invitations to the monthly “Ask Me Anything” Zoom hosted by me
Occasional posts for paid subscribers only
Additional benefits based on your suggestions
If you don’t want to upgrade, that’s fine too. You will still get my posts delivered to your inbox without interruption. I don’t plan to paywall many, if any, posts.
Either way, you will still get my peculiar brand of Hope, Happiness, and Sarcasm.
And dog pictures, because I can’t help myself.

Again, this offer expires on January 13th. I hope to host the first AMA zoom on January 18th. Sign up on the 13th to join us on the 18th.
Now I return you to your regularly scheduled programming.
Nevermind. I just saw the news. Go read a book instead.
Thanks for reading! I’ll be back with something more entertaining soon!
Love ya! Bye!